A man meets a woman in Paris. Down-on-his-luck petty criminal Andre (Jamel Debbouze) has reached the end of his rope.... (more)

A man meets a woman in Paris. Down-on-his-luck petty criminal Andre (Jamel Debbouze) has reached the end of his rope. Irreversibly in debt to a local gangster, with no one to turn to, his only solution is to plunge himself into the Seine. Just as he is perched to do so, a fellow bridge-jumper beats him to the water. Diving in, he saves Angela (Rie Rasmussen), a beautiful, statuesque and mysterious woman. As they pull themselves out the water, the two form a bond and venture into the streets of Paris determined to get Andre out of the hole he has found himself in. As Andre will find out, not all debts are financial, and sometimes the solutions to life's problems are found in the unlikeliest of places. Is Angela simply repaying Andre for his kindness, or are there other forces at work beyond his comprehension?  (close)

After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them... (more)

After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Tech-industrialist Max Winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to apparently take over the world. And only one super-ninja fighting team can stop them-those heroes in a half shell-Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael! With the help of old allies April O'Neil and Casey Jones, the Turtles are in for the fight of their lives as they once again must face the mysterious Foot Clan, who have put their own ninja skills behind Winters' endeavors.  (close)

They´ve been busy with all the movie filming and child adopting and whatnot, but surely Brangelina know that it takes more than... (more)

They´ve been busy with all the movie filming and child adopting and whatnot, but surely Brangelina know that it takes more than dumb muscle to be good security? There was a small mix up the other day at a school in India, the small mix up being, oh, that´s someone´s child, not a paparazzo.  (close)

Is it me or specialised tv channel are getting lamer and lamer by the minute... Oh well nothing short of a MIRACLE would get me to... (more)

Is it me or specialised tv channel are getting lamer and lamer by the minute... Oh well nothing short of a MIRACLE would get me to watch this...  (close)